"Oh, wretched memory that compels us to remember the paths we took to arrive at the present state of affairs!"

-- Witold Gombrowicz

Introduction 1 - Hold My Calls 2 - Do You Drink Beer? 3 - Get Down, You Big Brown Cow 4 - I Hope You Get Pregnant Tonight 5 - Passing by the Thin Skin of One's Balls 6 - Bidding Farewell 7 - Brotherly Love 8 - The Summer of Breakfasts at Denny's 9 - Sophomorons 10 - When a Frat Is Not a Frat 11 - The Best of All Possible Weekends 12 - Brother's Keeper 13 - White Wedding 14 - The Summer of Highs and Lows 15 - One Small Sip 16 - Too Bad, I Did Her 17 - Fun Is the Best Thing to Have 18 - The Summer of Contemplation and Consumption 19 - They Hate Jews, Don't They? 20 - Thanksgiving at Daddy's 21 - The Color of Honor 22 - Dropping Trou 23 - Go Deep--I'll Fake It to You 24 - Scorpion Bowls for Four 25 - Growing Up